Week 15 LoL FFL Post:

Nazim Parupia
Dec 22, 2021
3 min read

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PLAYOFFS

What a week tho!

Rimmel vs Bye

What a win by Rimmel, pun intended. Naz said he would shut the whole league down if Rimmel wins it all this year. I’m kinda rooting for the full implosion. In the words of Alfred Pennyworth, ‘’Some men just want to watch the world burn.’’

Kcos vs Bye

Kcos legit got lucky he played Bye. Otherwise, he woulda been bounced like Chris attending a straight club. He legit is the luckiest piece of shit around. Lamar Jackson’s rolled ankle is his team MVP.

Naz vs Parth

Mark Andrews is the Gavin Newsom of Naz’s team because he just does whatever he fucking wants! His 30-point onslaught destroyed any hope that Parth may have had. It looked so promising for Parth too. But Najee and Jeudy acted like our troops in Afghanistan, and just left without saying goodbye to Parth. So sad.

Jonathan Taylor out here almost ruining my dreams...

Chris vs Yas

Ding Dong the Queer is Dead! It’s finally over! Yas did it. All of us rejoiced. Cooper Kupp was hoisted up like Rudy after he skull fucked Chris’ corpse. This town is so fucked up but we love him all the same. Joe Mixon, DK Metcalf, and Tua did absolutely donkey shit to help Chris out the grave but it was fun to see. Yas has deemed December 21st as a national holiday to celebrate heterosexuality across the nation, in honor of Chris’ reckoning. Get fucked Chris, ya fuck.

"So I was just sitting there stretching and Matt Nagy came over and kicked me..."

Alex vs Ahsan

Who cares?

Even the tablet was intercepted by the Saints

Ali vs Sean

Who cares - Nice win Sean

Sean wins 106.2-102.3 over Ali - 3.9-point win

Extra Point and a GW in OT is 4 points... I'm just sayin'

Colten vs Humza

In this last place matchup, Humza becomes women’s basketball’s biggest fan. His dedication even extends to traveling to see his favorite non-dunking idols. But in all honesty, what a tough break. Jamar Chase, 0.8 points, what…. Mike Davis, 2 points? The legend, Kirk Cousins, 10 points?? What’s a man supposed to do? Besides drive to another city to see beautiful man-looking women ‘’shoot’’ a small sized ball in a standard regulation hoop for an average salary of $75k a year hahahahaha - Classic

Colten winning this game...

NAZ’S NOTES & AUCTION REPORT

NOTES:

- I ruined my prediction of Parth winning it all – but I’ll happily take the win myself…

- This week: Consolation Bracket Championship - Sean v Alex

- Playoffs this week down to 4 teams: Naz v Kcos & Yas v Rimmel

o Naz v Kcos: Battle for Post-Master

o Yas v Rimmel: David v Goliath

- Possible championship storylines:

o Naz v Rimmel: Battle for Earth

o Naz v Yas: Battle of the Bastards

o Kcos v Rimmel: Battle of THE Trade

o Kcos v Yas: Battle for Texas Tech

- Last Place Game: Colten beats Humza – Humza will be going to a WNBA game

- 5 newbies: 2 of the teams played in the last place game, 2 are in the consolation bracket championship, and Chris was the only one to make playoffs – but he lost in the first round

- Last week: “Chris finishes the season 1-6 on the road and 6-1 at home – he is on the road this week against Yas” – Chris lost this past week…

AUCTION REPORT:

- TBD