2023 Week 15 LoL FFL Post:

Nazim Parupia
Dec 21, 2023
3 min read

BROUGHT TO YOU BY KYRIACOS

I, Yoda it is. The post this week to recap football games I am writing. Not a fan of silly games, but I know what it means to be taken by the dark I am. A many pupil to his own ambitions I have lost. Interest in your excuses I don’t have. Lift the X-wing out of the swamp and win dammit. Stop the bullshit. Stop the gay shit. One job you have. To be fucking excellent. Do it now. As a spirit ghost I am writing. Already past on into the afterlife, but continuously watching. Seeing not worthy who and who is. Who don’t want to be. A good Jedi or a Sith piece of shit. You decide you must. Now into the games let’s get.

Sean vs Ali

Sean does suck. 58 points in a championship game. That’s it. Come on now, embarrassing this is. Have words I don’t. I can’t believe I have to start the post this depressed. Breece Hall 2 points. Nacua 7 points. Taysom Hill 1 point. A joke to you am I. All a damn joke is this. 84 points good enough to have Ali play Kcos this week. Will the force be strong with Fellow Jedi Ali? We will see.

Humza vs Rimmel

A good pupil Humza was. Kind and willing to help, but somewhere along the way power he sought. His soul to the Sith to become a Dark Lord he sold. But in the end the galaxy Rimmel saved. He reset balance back to the force. And now right all is. No more worries. Even if all is lost, Humza has lost, so we rejoice. But we are at peace, Gaza still suffers. Knowing not but what is not what is. The key that is. Also if Humza picked up any other defense last week he probably wins. Hahahaha. Suck it noob!!! Oh yes Yoda: Noob, it is you suck!

Colt vs Kcos

Byesexuals bye weeks on a byecylce of byetanical byebles. Byesons byeshipping in byeopics of byemen and byewomen. Byeoillimating byeweekly byenoculars of success. Bye bitches!!!! Byebyebye!

Chris vs Yas

Holy shit I say. To play Chris and Yas came. What a way to end the year. A meaningless scorefest for all to cheer. In summary, gay Chris is. But Hero RB gayer might be. Sorry to Yas for missing the offs. Worse it could be. 10 minutes on stage of stand up you could have to do. Oh wait. Doing that you are. Let’s go. Video tape that shit. Hey excited we will get guys! But Chris still gets the most guys!!!

Parth vs Alex

In the most wait a game ever this was. Lamest shit. Really all I got on this one is a flying fuck who gives. Congrats to Parth but really is it. This what even is. Is he happy he won? Was there any good of this that came? Schedule filler, Parth wins. And we all lose. Haha.

Last Place vs Ahsan

Last place did his best not to get last place. But in the end a bunch of pancakes he must eat. Yeah that’s right in a iHop for 24 hours he now has to sit. If he eats a pancake off his time 30 minutes comes. I demand a twitch stream, because this extreme shit is. Shit show season Naz. Much better Ahsan yours wasn’t. But the cake on worst Humza still takes.