2023 Week 16 LoL FFL Post:

Nazim Parupia
Dec 28, 2023
7 min read

BROUGHT TO YOU BY KYRIACOS

Round 3 - Championship Week Post

Hi guys,

The post this week is brought to you by the smartest man still to ever walk the earth. Yes, that’s right you degenerate-half wits, it’s me again Ben Shapiro. I’m here to categorically set the record straight (The opposite of Chris) on all recent playoff matchups and consolation games within your league, as well as dive deeper into our country’s Muslim problem, and then tackle the Homosexual agenda, led by people like Chris, to take our sweetest of sweet river frogs and turning them gay with estrogen-filled plastics. Alex Jones, I’m so glad our country’s hero, Elon Musk, let you back on Twitter aka X! Fuck those Sandy Hook actors! Killing kids is endorsed by me and my podcast! These last couple of months have been absolutely exhausting! All of these Libtards calling my beautiful State of Israel an ethnic cleanser? I seriously can’t believe it. Oh, and a quick side note about cleansing: If you’re looking for your hardwood floors to be as clean as this active Palestinian genocide, consider Swiffer Mops! The best cleaning solution product on the market can be yours by simply using my promo code ‘’BEN’’ for 25% off your first Swiffer Mop and corresponding accessories. That’s 25% off using promo code ‘’BEN’’…..Visit swiffer.com/Ben25 to take advantage of these savings now. Back to the news, so the facts are that some kids just grow up faster than others. I have videos up on my YouTube channel now of Palestinian 5 year olds shaving! Full beards on their faces! At 5 years old!! So don’t tell me these are just standard normal kids being killed! We have to do what we have to do to stop Hamas at any cost!!! And you might say, ‘’But Ben don’t you and your wife have 4 kids yourself?’’ And you would be right! However my kids have never made the mistake of living in an active war zone! Oh, and my doctor wife would have never been caught dead working in a bombed Gaza hospital, no matter how many IDF rockets were fired into it. Oh sorry those were Hamas rockets. Facts don’t care about your feelings. Especially around little nuanced things like ‘’How can a 5 year old choose where they live?!’’ and ‘’Isn’t killing innocent civilians a war crime?!’’ Let’s not get caught up in these unavoidable consequences of fighting terror! NO ONE cares how you feel about anything. And Humza, my Jewish exceptionalism doesn’t allow me to associate with terrible 1st round pick drafters! THREE 1sts in the Top FIVE??? That’s like winning the racial lottery and being born a white Jewish man like I did in 1984, but you squandered it. Back to ‘84 when I blessed with the world with my no Liberal tears infancy! You’re fucking welcome world! No Orwell. Speaking of wanting you to live like a top-tier Anglo-Saxon Jew, you need to be able to protect your assets from this wicked Hamas sympathizing world, and Cash For Gold has helped me do that! Cash For Gold has already sponsored over 20,000 people in Gaza to make their way into the afterlife. Sponsor a child today at cashforgold.com. You can get 25% off your first Gazan child’s sponsorship to Jannah. That’s cashforgold.com/BEN25 to get that child-death discount. That’s c-a-s-h-f-o-r-g-o-l-d dot com slash BEN25 for 25% off your genocidal and financial peace needs. Now that you snowflakes are back from that ad break, let’s jump into the Round 3 games. It’s Championship Week bitches!!!!

Kyriacos vs Ali

Okay so in doing my research, I do see that Ali is a doctor in his fellowship. My wife would be proud! However, unfortunately I do see a DO designation next to his name, and not full blown MD title bestowed here. That’s about as rough as a West Bank IDF infantry raid. Although, I do see Ali is an internal medicine specialist, and that is impressive! He will definitely need some internal meds after this ass whopping from Kyriacos. By the way, what the fuck kind of name is Kyriacos? Must be an Islamic Hamas sleeper cell organizer. Either way, he put Ali’s championship hopes to sleep last week. The choice to start Jake Browning, was about as bad as attending a Supernova Sukkot Gathering concert on October 7th. Buzz kill, pun intended. He threw 3 picks vs a horrible Steelers team. Embarrassing. In other news, the Falcons have had enough, and broke through the border fence! They just started indiscriminately killing every Colts player. When the carnage was all over, Ali was left with a negative 2 points. Similar to the difference in average DO MCAT scores vs MD MCAT scores. A small amount of points can change everything. Welp, Kyriacos is on to the championship round, likely losing by his own patented small margin, and ironical a number that is the same size of my penis, in inches. 0.1 is near and dear to us both! Maybe next year Ali. Study up!

Rimmel vs Colt

White supremacy reigns supreme again! Great job defending your privilege Colt! That’s how it’s done! On the back of all black players (minus your kicker) you prevailed. The American way! You have a lot to be proud of this year. You made the predraft trade to acquire the rights to own Tyreek Hill, a MVP candidate! And you have shown savvy in your free agent acquisition. Unfortunately for Rimmel, no amount of family money could offset his team’s lackluster performance. An injured kicker!?! That is just salt in the Halal wound! I honestly can’t remember seeing that before in a semifinals matchup. Just awful. From what I hear Rimmel is ‘’one of the good ones’’. And it’s not racist when I say it because I am a minority group! Only 15 million of us in the world! Ultimate Trump card! Shoutout to 45! We miss you! You MAGA great white hope. See you again soon hopefully. January 6th is our day! Welp, can Colt get this championship? Do it for us! Do it for your people! Shalom my brother! Best of luck.

Humza vs Sean

I only care about winners. So this game is irrelevant. But seriously Humza. How the fuck did this year go so wrong? There will be future case studies on this. Research DOs will have their hands full analyzing this one. I hope you find the peace you need. Oh and read a book! It’s our land! 1948 said so! Also Sean, fuck Colin Kaepernick! Overrated! I would say it to his face too! From way across the room, of course.

Ahsan vs Chris

Get absolutely fucked Chris! You HeroRB wishing-on-a-star homosexual! McCaffery was over a fourth of your total points last week. That’s truly HeroRB, because like the USA at a table of Israel supporters, NO ONE else showed up! Also the Texans fuck up their playoff chances. Lmaooooo double Ls! Guns up, bitch. Great job Ahsan, now condemn Hamas! Today!

Nazim vs Alex

Alex, a true American antigay name! Now we’re talking! Finally found someone to root for. Until I saw the score! How do you lose to this guy? Nazim would win, when it doesn’t matter. Like a Palestinan child with a slingshot, Naz took down Alex with a rag tag crew of misfits! Great season. Now in the words of Sonny Weaver Jr. in the movie Draft Day, ‘’Come on, Naz. Say it with me, you pancake-eating motherfucker.’’ Enjoy iHop my pro-Hamas brother!

Yaseer vs Parth

Well well, we have a consolation championship? All I see is losers on losers on losers! Fake championship if I’ve ever seen for fucks same. I mean everyone wants a trophy in this generation! Am I right?Also what kind of name is Yaseer? I mean it’s even spelled wrong. Yasser Arafat was a top-tier Yasser, in my opinion. Rest In Peace my Palestinian Prince. I’m sorry we couldn’t assassinate you Yasser like we all wanted. I know the Israeli government had like 20 attempts on your life, but ultimately the flu killed you? That’s wild. Just like that Yasser, this Yaseer got the flu. The suckassflu! And it took his consolation bracket championship life away from him. Parth prevails! And the same week as the Broncos bench Russell Wilson. Worst trade since the day David Ben-Gurion and Harry S. Truman gave the Arabs a 7th rounder for the Balfour Declaration! Huge fail in retrospect! Good luck to Colt and Kyriacos next week. And Chris; seek help for your gayassgayness. Oh, and if anyone reading this needs help now visit betterhelp.com and use promo code ‘’BEN’’ for 25% off your first mental health libtard therapy session, pussy!!