2023 Week 6 LoL FFL Post:

Nazim Parupia
Oct 20, 2023
6 min read

BROUGHT TO YOU BY KYRIACOS

Hi guys,

The post this week is brought to you by the smartest man to ever walk the earth. Yes, that’s right you degenerate-half wits, it’s me Ben Shapiro. I’m here to categorically set the record straight (The opposite of Chris) on all recent events within your league, dive deeper into our country’s Muslim problem, and then tackle the Homosexual agenda, led by people like Chris, to propagated Satanic demonic rituals against your perfectly white Anglo-Saxon kids in suburban America. I’m tired of recently debating all of the Libtards in my mentions over the obvious atrocities committed by Palestinians against my perfect Jewish people. These freedom hating sons-of-bitches can’t see a land grab opportunity if it slapped them in their purple-haired faces! I plan on bringing you all some stellar gold nugget facts when reviewing each of your games. Oh, and a quick side note about gold: At chashforgold.com/BEN25 you can trade in your hard earned dollars for gold now, using my promo code ‘’BEN’’ for 25% off your first purchase. That’s 25% off using promo code ‘’BEN’’…..Thats cash for gold dot com slash BEN25. Take advantage of these savings now. Back to the news, so the facts are that you might have an opinion, and I obviously have a differing opinion, and then one of us is right and that person is me. Facts don’t care about your feelings around little nuanced things like ‘’What even is a war crime?’’ and ‘’how many lies can you say before your nose outgrows your kippah!’’ NO ONE cares how you feel about anything. And Sean, just to clarify, it’s not the fact that Colin Kaepernick knelt against the flag, it’s the fact that when he stood back up he was still a terrible quarterback. My Jewish exceptionalism doesn’t allow me to associate with terrible quarterbacks! So the 49ers back then had to clean house. And speaking of cleaning house, have you ever had to get rid of people, just simply because they were not doing their job? Well I had that problem last week, but ZipRecruiter helped me. ZipRecruiter hires over 50,000 people every day. It’s ziprecruiter.com. You can get 25% your first purchase. That’s ziprecruiter.com. That’s z-i-p-r-e-c-r-u-i-t-e-r dot com slash BEN25 for 25% off your hiring needs. Now that you snowflakes are back, let’s jump into the Week 6 games.

Kyriacos vs Alex

I did want to take this time to mention my wife is a doctor. Not a DO, but a full-blown MD. First up we have an obvious Islamic sympathizer with a name like Kyriacos. I’m sure this guy is 10 shades darker than the shadow of the sun. I bet his immigration papers aren’t even double stamped with the freedom-flying American eagle seal that I had my wife so graciously tattoo on my ass, as a constant reminder for me of how much I love my country. Like a carpet-bombed Gaza, it appears that Alex had no shot against this terrorist sympathizer. I can’t believe we let evil win here. A good Judeo-Christian name like Alex should have prevailed but all his players underperformed. Minus the only position I could play on a football field, kicker! His kicker Matt ‘’Bend Me Over Chris’’ Gay did his part to try and help Alex. Unfortunately, like a Palestinian baby’s cries for help, it all fell on deaf ears! Welp, glad to get this one out the way. Finally we can be done with weird names for awhile.

Ahsan vs Humza

Oh Elohim, what is this? Two more sympathizers against tyrannical oppression of an occupied state?? Excuse my language, but what the fuck kind of group is this? Stop the music at this musical festival, because looking at this score, I see another massacre. Kittle, Mitchell, and Gallup combine for 4.2 points? You can’t win like that! That would be like if Israel didn’t have the military backing of the United States. That would be a complete failure of our lobby groups and all of the money changing hands. I mean your tax dollars pay us and we call the shots! That’s some good ole fashioned ‘’Representative Democracy’’ if I’ve ever seen one. Hahahaha (evil laugh). But speaking of failure, have you ever wanted a mattress but can’t seem to find a good deal? Me and my doctor wife were having this problem last week and Tempur-Pedic rescued me like a Jewish kid in the West Bank. Use my promo code ‘’BEN’’ for 25% off your first order. Back to the action. Congrats you trade loving, hit everyone up in the DM, son-of-a-presumably-nonJewish-woman Humza. I hope your team is obliterated into the sun with Hamas. You NFT loving, Pro-Palestine Instagram Story sharing, Dallas Cowboy fan attending games in San Diego, son-of-Sean’s mother!!

Colten vs Rimmel

Okay now we’re talking! Colten sounds like he might actually be Jewish!! I hear he’s a doctor, so we have a shot here! Oh and this game was as close as the MD precision of my infant circumcision!!! A true pubic hair separated these two. I hear it serves Rimmel right to feel the pain when HamasKyriacos experienced the anal gape in a championship game, that only Chris truly has experienced first hand. Well there’s a slight taste Rimmel. If your kicker (the most important part of any fantasy team) didn’t miss two field goals, you would have been victorious. He has worse aim than the IDF firing rockets near an actively functioning hospital. So some kids died, it was just a few but who’s really counting anymore. We are still working diligently to dehumanize everyone suffering. So it’s okay. Congrats Colten, I hope Lamar is okay.

Yaseer vs Sean

Okay, I like this guy Sean. I have a Sean from Indiana who works for me, he does all my ad reads and marketing deals. He’s not Jewish but he respects the right for my people to illegally inhabit a region for 70+ years with zero accountability, so I let him stick around. But, you best believe, the minute that little brat speaks one ill word against the IDF or Israel I will have his left-winged ass thrown into a fiery blaze of Hell where he belongs. Okay, so where was I? Oh yes, another close game. This is the first week that Nacua let Sean down. Speaking of down, if Josh Downs would have started last week, Sean wins. Crazy. Hindsight is 20/20. That lying show 20/20 tried to expose Israel’s war crimes but my very Jewish lawyers sent a cease and desist letter and we got the episode pulled. Congrats to Yaseer here as he rights the ship towards his own Pearl Harbor. Oh sorry wrong war.

Parth vs Ali

Okay here we have two doctors who are not Jewish. Still a good matchup. It Hurts so good for Parth this year. Man I’m funny. But seriously he’s human garbage this year at fantasy football. What happened to him? The guy can’t catch a break. Here’s an idea cut off his access to food and water, lock him in a caged city for seven decades, and then see if he’s hungry enough to rebel for victory. Maybe then he will actually win a game. He needs a UN resolution to actually get some peace of mind because this year is over. Brush up on that comedic material. Watch my video describing Cardi B’s WAP if you need inspiration Parth. My wife’s vagina is as a dry as the ink on a Middle-East conflict resolution treaty. And that’s DRY!! The DO Ali survives! KC’s Thursday night defensive performance against the Messiah Russell Wilson that Parth actually flew out to see play in person….Oh Elohim….What the fuck….proved to be the difference.

Nazim vs Chris

Last but not least, we have a man who jumped the figurative fence and beat a gay man while he was already dead! This is a hate crime Nazim! There is no moral equivalency here! You are lucky I despise all that Chris represents but the retaliation for this complete murder of his confidence would be swift and decisive!!!! But in all seriousness, this is a momentous moment for the league. Of all the people that Nazim might have gotten lucky enough to beat this year, for it to be Chris is hilarious and glorious. This amount of laughter covers Nazim’s punishment for me. Even if he does end up in last place, nothing he could say on stage will beat the joke that is Chris’ fantasy football fate this year. Get absolutely fucked sideways! Mccaffery getting hurt, Geno shitting the bed, DJ Moore returning to reality, everyone sucking dick nearly as good as you, Chris. It’s outstanding! I’m very proud of how this has gone. Congrats Naz again! HUGE!! Chris; seek help. Oh, and if anyone reading this needs help now visit betterhelp.com and use promo code ‘’BEN’’ for 25% off your first mental health libtard therapy session, pussy!!