Week 7 LoL FFL Post:

NOTE: TRADE DEADLINE HAS PASSED

General NazKenobi. Years ago you served my rival MaceGaydude, aka Chris, in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire of his own Faggotry. I regret that I am unable to present his homosexual request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack from his queer-army. I have placed information vital to the survival of HumZPO and Count Ashan into the memory systems of this R2 unit. You must see this droid is safely delivered to MaceGaydude on planet Consylacionbrakit. This is his most desperate hour. Help him, NazKenobi. You're his only hope of not being so damn gay.

WEEK 7 IN REVIEW

NazKebobi vs Darth Kcos

NazKenobi has meddled in DarthKcos’ affairs for far too long! His force abilities were no match for the dark side that flows within his 1-loss foe!! Padawan Stafford gave a valiant effort against his former allegiance, but ultimately KyloKeenum showed his huge man nipples and sealed the victory! T3Higgins was the only underperforming storm trooper on DarthKcos’ platoon! Senator Gibson continues to undermine the trade federation - week after week! What a waste, as NazKenobi loses BIG!

HumZPO vs Colt Dameron

A battle hard to watch for all. Colt Dameron added Admiral Darnold for $5 and he scored a putrid 2.4 points for the fleet. Colonel Sanders continues to be a chicken-shit embarrassment to his command squadron. It’s hard for any fighterpilot to win when Khalil Herbert is your top scorer. Ja’MarrJarChase is the best rookie flight school graduate in recent memory, well since Rando Mossrisian got his wings! Great win for HumZPO!

Offensive POY vs Offensive Coach of the Year

Master Yassah vs AlexDaHutt

The best matchup of the week! Master Yassah used his telekinesis to mentally will Padmé Pittman to catch that deep game winning touchdown to improve to 6-1 on the year! Such a dagger that Count(MyDays)Ingram wasn’t more apart of the overall gameplan or AlexDaHutt could have pulled out this victory! Deebo Skywalker did his part to bring balance to the force but in the end BobaKupp bounty hunted another victim. Fortunate for everyone Master Yassah will die in the swamp before Episode VI so we good!

Sean Solo vs Count Ashan

Sean Solo was destroyed by his co-pilot Mahomobacca’s poor outing. There aren’t enough whys in the word Kashyyyk to answer ‘’Y The Phak Is Mahomobacca So Bad This Year?’’ - It definitely doesn’t help when Sean Solo picks up an unknown new accomplice in Rhamondre Moore to be RB1 with an awful showing of 0.00 points. Simply putting *non-football athlete* Nick Folk at RB1 would have won the game for Sean Solo. This win makes 2 in a row for Count Ashan!! What a truly amazing comeback for the Dark Side!!

ParthVader vs The Rimmeldalorian

The Rimmeldalorian has been at a disadvantage all year — Being without the original weapons bestowed upon the other warriors in the contest. His 1st round pick parents were killed by DarthKcos, but still he finds a way to succeed with his ragtag mercenary tribe — This protagonist has ZERO quit in his heart. Truly the gem and hero none of us deserve! ParthVader loses to a team with only 8 crusaders, but I guess anytime Allen Robinson is in the lineup, it’s like playing with 8…

Mama, we made it!

Alikan Skywalker vs MaceGaydude

MaceGaydude finds another way to be the completely gayest person to have ever roamed the galaxy. Everything he seems to touch turns into total RainbowBoi lunacy! If The New York Jets Defense didn’t exist, which it surely didn’t last Sunday, Chris loses. I mean, WheresMyPacifierDK single handedly ruined the Skywalker name and sent Alikan to be burned alive in molten lava! MaceGaydude survives another week of scoring in the-low-90s to somehow advance to 4-3 overall. My only wish to the heavens above, would be that LilGayBoi existed a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.…

NOTES FROM NAZ

- Correctly guess Kyriacos would be top scorer this past week

- Made Kyriacos get Case Keenum who put up 12 instead of Matt Ryan who got 17…

Didn’t matter, he still won by a bunch

- Yaseer not playing D’Ernest Johnson should’ve cost him the game but was saved by a

last-minute Michael Pittman TD in the freaking rain forest. So Lucky

- One of the most classic finishes to fantasy football of all time. Back and forth on

Monday night football, down to the wire

- Ali loses thanks to a -11 performance from the Jets defense… as the games went on

(between me and Ali): they got 0 points – at least it’s not negative; they got -4 points –

they’re killing me; they got -8 points – well at least it can’t get worse, that must be a

record for the league; they got -11 points – I’m gonna lose because of them

- 6 sub-100-point scores all played each other this past week, while 4 100+ point scores

all played each other this past week… MATCHUPS…

AUCTION REPORT

- Chris got Kadarius Toney for $25 over Alex ($13) & Ahsan ($10)

- Alex got Brandon Bolden for $19 over nobody - ???????????

- Ahsan got David Johnson for $10 over nobody - ???????

- I got Tyler Bass for $6 over Kcos ($3) & Colten ($2)

- Ahsan got 49ers D/ST for $2 over Me ($2) & Kcos ($0)

WEEKLY PAYOUTS

Week 7 Most Points: Kyriacos

- Humza: $10

- Yaseer: $10

- Kyriacos: $30

- Sean: $10

- Parth: $10

Week 7 Least Points: Colten

- Kyriacos: 1

- Sean: 2

- Parth: 1

- Colten: 2

- Rimmel: 1

Kicker Impact in Week 7: None

YTD: 2x (Ali now has 2 wins because we have a kicker spot)

WEEK 7 POWER RANKINGS

WEEK 8 PREDICTIONS

Kcos v Ali: 120-128

Chris v Rimmel: 112-108

Parth v Humza: 121-103

Yas v Naz: 102-89

Colten v Sean: 105-118

Ahsan v Alex: 93-82

Top Scorer: Ali

Week 7 Predictions: 4-2

YTD: 19-17

WEEK 7 BETS REVIEW

Naz’s Pick-6 (Game Lines for Bets):

1. [W] Indianapolis Colts (+4) @ San Francisco 49ers

2. [W] Washington Football Team @ Green Bay Packers (-8)

3. [L] Kansas City Chiefs (-4.5) @ Tennessee Titans

4. [L] New York Jets (+7) @ New England Patriots

5. [L] Detroit Lions @ Los Angeles Rams (-16.5)

6. [W] Atlanta Falcons @ Miami Dolphins (+2.5)

Week 7: 3-3 | -60

YTD: 24-15-3 | +540

Naz’s Daily Dump (FanDuel Daily for Bets - $60,000: 50/50 League):

[WINNER] 26/100

QB: Kyler Murray - $8,700

RB: Khalil Herbert - $6,000

RB: Devonte Booker - $5,800

WR: DeAndre Hopkins - $8,000

WR: Robert Woods - $6,800

WR: Jalen Waddle - $5,900

TE: Kyle Pitts - $6,100

FLEX: Chubba Hubbard - $7,300

DEF: Arizona Cardinals - $5,000

YTD: 4-2 | +90

WEEK 8 BETS

Naz’s Pick-6 (Game Lines for Bets):

1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-4.5) @ New Orleans Saints

2. Jacksonville Jaguars (+3.5) @ Seattle Seahawks

3. New England Patriots @ Los Angeles Chargers (-4)

4. Cincinnati Bengals (-10.5) @ New York Jets

5. Miami Dolphins @ Buffalo Bills (-14)

6. Tennessee Titans (+2.5) @ Indianapolis Colts

Naz’s Daily Dump (FanDuel Daily for Bets - $60,000: 50/50 League):

QB: Joe Burrow - $7,800

RB: Khalil Herbert - $6,500

RB: Chubba Hubbard - $6,600

WR: Keenan Allen - $6,900

WR: Robert Woods - $6,800

WR: Stefon Diggs - $7,300

TE: Dallas Goedert - $5,900

FLEX: Mike Evans - $7,500

DEF: Buffalo Bills - $4,700