2022 Week 11 LoL FFL Post:

BROUGHT TO YOU BY KYRIACOS

Well blokes, this is the official Andrew Tate, and we have another week down and I’m still super rich and super successful. I’m so sick of being this good at fucking life honestly. Every business I touch turns to gold. I’m like the direct opposite of that piece of shit Sam Bankman-Fried. Speaking of that bullshit, I will not have sons who are too busy buying NFTs, saying oh I made a little bit of money and have skinny little arms and go to crypto conventions and be dorks. I will not have nerds as children. I refuse to have a nerd carry the name Tate. If my son is a nerd, one of us has to die him or me and I’ll challenge him to mortal kombat. This whole league knows what I’m talking about. If you want to Win at life you have to be like me and stop wherever you are and drop down and do 30 push-ups, not because it’s easy but because it’s necessary. Necessary to fucking grow. Speaking of growth, I grew my internet companion OnlyFans company from 1 girl to 60 girls reporting to me. Yeah, in some circles that makes me the first successful YouTube pimp, but I don’t see it that way. If there’s a demand in the economy, you fill it. If there’s one lonely man that me and my team of whores helps, that’s one less potential suicide because of the brand. I’m the type of guy that if I was in Paris sipping a latte, and I see a group terrorists come in with an AK47s, and he blows the brains out of the person sitting next to me, everyone in that coffee shop probably will be standing there waiting to die like a motherfucker. But me, I’ll spring into action because I’ve seen it all before, okay boom boom, I’m ducking and diving, I take one terrorist out and get their AK and go Rambo, I don’t play games.

Speaking of games let’s get into it:

Sean vs Kyriacos

First off, we have this complete and utter ass whopping. Like my kickboxing days Sean was absolutely dominated. His team of peasants didn’t even try to rise to the occasion. His own Quarterback didn’t even show up to help him this week. I mean Kyler Murray has regular tap warter energy when sparkling warter is the vibe. Also, Justin Jefferson simped harder than any simp in the history of simps. It was an off week but come on, real Hustlers don’t have off weeks. And I’m a winner, I would know. Sean’s defense was a negative as well. He would have been better off with no defense at all. Meanwhile, a rookie hustler, playing like a pro hustler, in Chris Olave carried Kyriacos to victory. Also, a kicker for the Chiefs named Butker rose to the pinnacle of what a non-true athlete could do. Very cool to see indeed. I’m being told that Sean scored a messily 39 points making this a historically bad performance. Kyriacos has won 3 in a row, making him the literal Detroit Lions of the fantasy league.

Ali vs Colten

Next up we have my main man, Ali. Ali is having a tough time with it this year. I can tell he respects women. Well stop it mate. I have one piece of advice for Ali. Throw a party, and invite all of your best doctor chaps over, serve them nothing but sparkling water, but don’t tell them what’s in their glasses, wait for that one bloke to say ‘’Oh there’s bubbles in this’’ and never speak to him again. It works, and it will make you feel better. You have fallen asleep at the wheel, and you need to pick up your sword and scream ‘’I am the commander of this house!!’’ and say it over and over again until your joy returns. It works and it will make you feel better. Colts survived this matchup with a nice performance from CMac, Ravens D, and Herbert. Kirk Cousins, Duvernay, and Graham Gano squandered and otherwise fantastic outing from Ali’s team. Tough break, but real winner don’t have tough breaks. We get better. Be better.

Rimmel vs Ahsan

Let me start this off with a story, I once had a girlfriend who didn’t eat meat, she was a vegan. I told her look, I’ll be honest with you we’re going to end up splitting up because you’re living in my house, and I’m paying the bills and if I want steak, you’re cooking it for me. And that was a good 2-hour argument until eventually she ended up cooking the steak. Of course, she because what’s she going to do? Lose me? She sat there pretend she was upset. 2 weeks later. She’s eating meat. I converted her I fixed her. One person at a time, I’m gonna fix the world. I say all of that to show the diligence Ahsan will need to show to convert all the non-Muslims in the chat over to Islam. Speaking of converting if you all aren’t on the same page that Ahsan has a real chance to win it all. What are you looking at? He has 3 top RBs in Cook, Jacobs, and Jones. Dude has Deebo and Gabe Davis. Freaking Patrick Mahomes and the best non-athlete kicker in the league in Justin Tucker. He’s my lock favorite: book it, it’s in. The leader of the pack has spoken. Also, Rimmel stop stealing my look. There’s only one me and check the ring card, I’m 6’3 not 3’6. (I’m sorry my sweet Rimmel, this is all an act, you’re stunning. Keep it up.)

Humza vs Yaseer

Following up on my league winner prediction. Humza might just be the one to lose it all, again. I don’t see any hope for this team. The guys has 23 points from Tyler Bass and still underperforms. It’s a joke. Yaseer has 33 points from a backup running back? Also, a joke. This allowed him to survive a horrible TE in Hunter Henry, a horrible QB in Russell Wilson, and a horrible defense in Cincinnati vs Pittsburgh. He did sneaky pick up another womanizer like myself off the FA wire last week in Deshaun Watson so, like a towel on his pelvis, things might be looking up.

LilGayBoi vs Alex

Here’s the reality, if you’re my friend you can’t be a pussy. And that’s why Chris can’t be my friend. If you have an alignment, like being as gay as Chris is, I would just tell you to get up and change. Like what the fuck is wrong with you. Be an alpha, not a little bitch. Go to counseling later, here’s a cigarette, here’s a drink. I mean if some dude I didn’t know needs CPR, I would say no. Because I ain’t gay. Chris would dive right in their tongue and all. A lot of people ask me, Andrew, why do you have a machete? And my answer is simple Chris could be anywhere and everywhere. I have 1 to 3 machetes in each room of my house, just in case. Jalen Hurts, George Pickens, and Brett Maher were Alex’s machetes, and he sliced the LilGayBoi to pieces with them. Chris has 3 little dipsticks with CEH, Henderson and Toney. He had 1.8 points between 3 players. Sounds like a dumbass who traded real money for crypto. Sounds like a FTX investor for sure.

Nazim vs Parth

Lastly, I want to say that I don’t believe in depression. I don’t believe in it. If you’re asleep in the middle of the night and believe in ghosts, now you’re afraid, but if you don’t believe in ghosts, ‘’oh it’s the wind.’’ and you go back to sleep. You give the ghosts power by believing in them. Your house is only haunted if you believe in them. Belief is a powerful thing and I believe that Nazim’s team is both depressed and haunted. There has to be a full curse out there. He gets scored on the most every. single. year. He has horrible matchups, every. single. year. He makes insane trades that work out for a short period of time and then fizzle every. single. year. He gets his hopes up, and then gets crushed by expectation, every. single. year. Meanwhile, Parth is 2a in the leaderboard for me. His team is on fire. Full of alphas. Not cowering down but stepping on his opponents’ throats. It’s quite amazing to witness. I mean he had 3 of the top 4 scorers this week in his lineup. What do you even do? Adams, Kittle, Cooper, Josh Allen and a Joe Mixon who is capable of 50-point weeks. It’s just not fair. Nazim, find a way to

Fix it. You have to fix your life. No one else will do it for you.

Also, to close this out if you want to fix your life and haven’t signed up for Hustlers University 3.0, what are you fucking doing? Do you want to be a loser your whole life? Do you want to bang regular chicks forever? Do you want to be your own boss one day or work like a simp bitch for the rest of your dreadful meaningless life like Chris? Exactly. Sign up today using Promo code TATE30 for 30% off. A-Tate out.

NAZ’S NOTES

- Another week, another game against the highest scoring team. For some reason, the schedule always hates me, but it seemed to have an effect on everyone this year.

- Freaking Amari Cooper going off and getting garbage time receptions and TD’s?!? That Kittle and Taylor trade really killed me here. Also not playing Zeke or the Patriots defense also cost me some points. A stacked starting lineup and a lame bench, why couldn’t the injury bug hit his team now?!? I have to deal with everyone going off… would’ve been more too if Joe Mixon didn’t leave the game early. Just so unfortunate

- That 100-point difference on the season between 8 teams is still valid

- There is now a big gap between Ali & Humza and the rest of us. It is all but certain at this point, that we are headed for that matchup in a few weeks to decide who shall go on a date with a teddy bear

- ESPN still gives Rimmel & Chris less than 10%, but not 0%, odds of making the playoffs, so if they can both pull off wins this week, we’ll see if that’s still the case and I’ll write out the scenarios

- Alex is locked in, and Ahsan is all but locked in at this point for the playoffs. For the rest of us, it’s gonna be a fight to the death and one of us will not be happy at the end of it

AUCTION REPORT

- Kcos got Cam Akers for $86 over no one!!!

- Colten got Darius Slayton for $15 over Kcos ($12)

WEEKLY PAYOUTS

Week 11 Most Points: Parth

Totals YTD:

- Alex: $10

- Yaseer: $30

- Kyriacos: $10

- Rimmel: $10

- Naz: $20

- Parth: $20

- Ahsan: $10

Week 11 Least Points: Sean

Totals YTD:

- Kyriacos: 3

- Ali: 2

- Yaseer: 2

- Humza: 3

- Sean: 1

CLOSE GAMES (< 2-point difference)

Week 1: Rimmel [W] v Humza & Colten [W] v Ahsan

Week 2: Ali v Naz [W]

Week 3: Ali v Humza [W] & Naz [W] v Sean

Week 4: None

Week 5: None

Week 6: Colten v Rimmel [W]

Week 7: None

Week 8: Ahsan v Alex [W]

Week 9: None

Week 10: Kcos [W] v Humza

Week 11: None

SEMI-CLOSE GAMES (5-point difference)

Week 1: None

Week 2: Ali v Naz [W]

Week 3: None

Week 4: Naz [W] v Rimmel

Week 5: Colten [W] v Parth

Week 6: Ahsan [W] v Humza

Week 7: None

Week 8: Chris [W] v Rimmel

Week 9: Naz v Ahsan [W] & Rimmel v Kcos [W]

Week 10: Yas [W] v Rimmel

Week 11: None

WEEK 11 PREDICTIONS RESULTS

[W] Naz v Parth: 96-112

[W] Ali v Colten: 76-105

[W] Rimmel v Ahsan: 87-107

[W] Humza v Yas: 77-93

[L] Sean v Kcos: 103-80

[W] Alex v Chris: 114-82

Top Scorer: [L] Alex

Week 11: 5-1

YTD: 43-17

Back to another 5-1 week… LOL

WEEK 12 PREDICTIONS

Naz v Ali: 87-89

Ahsan v Colten: 119-107

Humza v Rimmel: 82-99

Parth v Yas: 117-115

Alex v Sean: 108-107

Chris v Kcos: 88-80

Top Scorer: Ahsan

WEEK 11 BETS REVIEW

Naz’s Cover-4:

1. [W] Tennessee Titans (+3) @ Green Bay Packers

2. [W] Cincinnati Bengals (-4.5) @ Pittsburgh Steelers

3. [L] San Francisco 49ers @ Arizona Cardinals (+7.5)

4. [L] Cleveland Browns @ Buffalo Bills (-9.5)

Week 11: 2-2 | Net Profit: -40

YTD: 21-18-1 | -100

WEEK 12 BETS

Naz’s Cover-4:

1. New England Patriots @ Minnesota Vikings (-2.5)

2. Los Angeles Rams (+14.5) @ Kansas City Chiefs

3. Houston Texans @ Miami Dolphins (-13)

4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-3.5) @ Cleveland Browns