2024 Week 10 LoL FFL Post:

Nazim Parupia
Nov 13, 2024
6 min read

I’m tired of these damn political pedophile posts…..Enough is enough

It’s time to take things back for a moment.

And return to my roots….

Back to how it all started:

General NazKenobi. Years ago you served my rival MaceGaydude, aka Chris, in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire of his own Faggotry. I regret that I am unable to present his homosexual request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack from his queer-army. I have placed information vital to the survival of HumZPO and Count Ashan into the memory systems of this R2 unit. You must see this droid is safely delivered to MaceGaydude on planet Consylacionbrakit. This is his most desperate hour. Help him, NazKenobi. You're his only hope of not being so damn gay.

NazKenobi vs Count Ashan

NazKenobi has meddled in Count Ahsan’s affairs for two-weeks in a row now! His force abilities were no match, again, for the dark side that flows within his 3-loss foe!! Padawan Jayden gave a completely pitiful effort against BobaRuss, but ultimately KyloKelce showed his huge man nipples and sealed the victory for Count Ahsan! M1Nabers was another underperforming droid that was supposed to assist in NazKenobi’s redemptive Jedi council plot! But instead Senator Wilson continues to undermine the trade federation - week after week! What a waste of 4 first round picks, and a Super-Team as NazKenobi loses his 2nd in a row to Count Ahsan!!! Mwahahahahahahaha our evil Sith plan is working!!!!

HumZPO vs Darth Kcos

Well the plan is working well for me. A battle hard to watch for all. Shield my eyes!!! HumZPO had a deadly combination with Ja’MarrJarChase and Qui-Joe Burrow teaming up on a fucking Thursday to drop 83.5 points. Colonel Lamb has lost Dakakin Skywalker’s hip thruster powers and he only scored a putrid 5.4 points for the fleet. Dowdle and the entire Cowboys offense continues to be a chicken-shit embarrassment to Darth Kcos’ sith order. It’s hard for any way to win when you start behind fucking 80 points after one game. Ja’MarrJarChase is still the best young flight school graduate in recent memory, well since Rando Mossrisian got his wings! Great win for HumZPO! Fuck you Ja’MarrJar!!! I have a family you bastard!!!!

Master Yassah vs The Rimmeldalorian

Games of despair! Master Yassah was unable to use his telekinesis to mentally will Padmé Kincaid to catch anything! His two TightEnd system is in shambles. Even with an underperforming Saquondalorian, our Rimmeldalorian still pulled out this victory! Puka-Fett did his part to bring balance to the force by returning from injury, and not punching anyone this time! He has Pukamon hunted another victim. Gotta catch’’em ALL!! Pukamon! Fortunate for everyone Master Yassah’s playoff chance have seemingly died in the swamp before Episode VI! Sucks to suck! He had been demoted to Pupil Yassah now.

Colt Dameron vs Alikan Skywalker

We had a fighter-pilot-square-off here. And sadly Colt Dameron wasn’t able to even get his X-wing off of the ground. So sad. 40.9 points? That’s literally half of what Ja’MarrJarChase and Qui-Joe Burrow’s combined for against Darth Kcos! Even with a bench swap out Colt Dameron would only have score a max of 50 points. That’s what I call a bigger punishment than having to watch ‘’The Rise of Skywalker’’ on repeat. I still don’t understand how they screwed the pooch so fucking bad with the Disney saga. Horrible. Either way, Alikan Skywalker got to drink his unpasteurized space cow milk directly from the nipple in celebration!

ParthVader vs AlexDaHutt

ParthVader tried to recreate the amazing scene from Rogue One, where he has his epic entrance and slaughters everyone, but alas he has failed miserably. Not only did he kill literally no one. He was turned back into his old man Anakin force ghost at the end of Return of the Jedi. But before he was murdered, AlexDaHutt put him in prison chains and forced him to parade around in that one golden bikini Leia outfit. So good. Down boy!! But forreal no mercy was shown to ParthVader….wtf man. Like his team is terrible. We might have a new league record set in lowest score….I mean 36.7 points? NazKenobi needs to run the numbers, and fact check this for me!

Sean Solo vs MaceGaydude

MaceGaydude finds another way to be the completely gayest person to have ever roamed the galaxy. Everything he seems to touch turns into total RainbowBoi lunacy! Not even CalMcCaffery’s HEROJedi return could save him. I mean Sean Solo was saved by his co-pilot Tyreekbacca’s great MNF outing! MaceGaydude dies again another week falling to a league worst 2-8. My only wish to the heavens above, would be that MaceGayDude, also previously known as LilGayBoi existed a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.…

THE DETAILS:

Week 10 Auction Report ($10+):

· Audric Estime = Parth ($50) over Humza ($25), Ahsan ($10), and Ali ($3)

· Lions D/ST = Kcos ($13) over Naz ($8) and Humza ($1)

Week 10 High/Low Points:

· Least = Parth (36.7)

· Most = Humza (147.2)

HIGH TOTALS YTD:

· Sean = $10

· Humza = $40

· Rimmel = $10

· Alex = $20

· Ahsan = $10

· Kcos = $10

LOW TOTALS YTD:

· Colten = 4

· Ahsan = 1

· Chris = 3

· Rimmel = 1

· Parth = 1

Close Games (<2-point difference):

· Week 1 = None

· Week 2 = Sean (W) v Rimmel (106.9-105.1)

· Week 3 = None

· Week 4 = None

· Week 5 = Sean (W) v Alex (120.1-119.4)

· Week 6 = None

· Week 7 = Ahsan (W) v Sean (111.4-110.6)

· Week 8 = None

· Week 9 = Chris (W) v Humza (108.7-108.6)

· Week 10 = None

Semi-Close Games (2-5-points difference):

· Week 1 = Yas (W) v Parth (89.8-85.5)

· Week 2 = None

· Week 3 = None

· Week 4 = Kcos (W) v Parth (79.9-75.5)

· Week 5 = None

· Week 6 = Kcos (W) v Alex (112.3-108.1)

· Week 7 = Ali (W) v Chris (95.4-91.5)

· Week 8 = None

· Week 9 = Sean (W) v Parth (99.7-96.1)

· Week 10 = None

Kicker Impact:

· Week 1 = Naz (W) v Alex

· Week 2 = Sean (W) v Rimmel

· Week 3 = None

· Week 4 = None

· Week 5 = Sean (W) v Alex

· Week 6 = Kcos (W) v Alex

· Week 7 = None

· Week 8 = None

· Week 9 = Sean (W) v Parth

· Week 10 = None

LEAGUE CUP:

League Cup will begin THIS week! Who’s excited to see who will take the cup this year?!

- Nazim & Ahsan are ineligible

- Colten & Kyriacos are 1-0 w/tiebreakers

- 3-week sprint, championship game during week 11

UPDATE After Week 8:

· 1-0: Colten, Kyriacos, Humza, Chris, Sean, Ali

· 0-1: Parth, Rimmel, Yaseer, Alex

UPDATE After Week 9:

· 2-0: Kyriacos, Chris, Sean

· 1-1: Yaseer, Alex, Humza, Colten, Ali

· 0-2: Parth, Rimmel

UPDATE After Week 10:

· 3-0: Sean

· 2-1: Kcos, Chris, Alex, Humza, Ali

· 1-2: Rimmel, Yaseer, Colten

· 0-3: Parth

WEEK 11:

· Kcos wins the tiebreaker of 2-1 teams due to being a top 2 team and advances to the championship game against Sean this week

· It is pure coincidence that Sean is actually playing Kcos on the schedule this week, otherwise it would be manually scored – winner gets the 1st ever league cup and the prize money!

· Good luck to everyone next year on making it to the cup championship!