Hello everyone,   I’m writing this to you all from WAY BEYOND THE GRAVE. I know that many of you aware of this, but I need you to know,...

Good morning-wood, or midafternoon-wood or evening-wood to you all,   I know it’s been a very busy ‘’erection season’’ for everyone, butt...

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Shalom and L'Chaim my brothers and sisters (Chris),   It’s your favorite Prime Minister of Sinister! The Prince of Destruction, Mr. Bad...

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Well, hello my fellow Americans, and the ones who appear to look more racially ambiguous, just like myself. I’ll call the rest of you,...

DRAFT DAY   “Shrooms might be haram but that’s when I found God”   The quote of the year – brought to you by the one and only Chris....

BROUGHT TO YOU BY NAZ THE RESULTS: Champion = Kyriacos 2nd Place = Colten 3rd Place = Ali Consolation Winner = Parth Last Place = Nazim I...

BROUGHT TO YOU BY KYRIACOS Round 3 - Championship Week Post Hi guys, The post this week is brought to you by the smartest man still to...

BROUGHT TO YOU BY KYRIACOS I, Yoda it is. The post this week to recap football games I am writing. Not a fan of silly games, but I know...

BROUGHT TO YOU BY NAZ BECAUSE KYRIACOS HAS DONE HARD WORK ALL SEASON LONG! Naz v Humza The fruits of my labor came to fruition. It was...

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WEEK 11: Quick Recap by Naz Naz v Parth Unfortunately, Saquon and Gus Edwards had career days and were able to make easy work of myself...

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BROUGHT TO YOU BY NAZIM BECAUSE KYRIACOS IS WINNING TOO MUCH TO WRITE FOR US ANYMORE, SO NOW I GET DOUBLE PUNISHMENT ON TOP OF LOSING...

BROUGHT TO YOU BY KYRIACOS This post goes out to all my Short Kings! They say we’re 5 foot 4 in your programs but we’re 7 foot 1 in your...

BROUGHT TO YOU BY KYRIACOS The beginning of the post this week was copy+pasted directly from a letter Chris wrote to Carl Nassib back in...

BROUGHT TO YOU BY KYRIACOS Hi guys, The post this week is brought to you by the smartest man to ever walk the earth. Yes, that’s right...

BROUGHT TO YOU BY KYRIACOS Hi guys writing the post like Naz this week Week 5: I’m sorry I’m not as cool as Kyriacos. Insert NFL meme...

BROUGHT TO YOU BY KYRIACOS Well hello guys! It’s me Taylor Swift, and I know I have been EVERYWHERE lately. But now I’m totally excited...